Published Thursday
December 18, 2003

Review: 'Crawfords' a hilarious holiday hit

BY BOB FISCHBACH - WORLD-HERALD STAFF WRITER


The very title sells it to the camp-classic crowd: "Christmas With the Crawfords." And though it's uneven, when it is good, it is very, very good - good enough to make you laugh until it hurts.

This mostly drag musical is set at Joan Crawford's home on Christmas Eve, as she does a live radio show with Hedda Hopper. A train of famous stars keeps dropping in, mistaking Joan's place for the party next door at Gary Cooper's.

The show sports outstanding costumes and makeup - the very appearance of new characters produced howls - and features a conga line of truly inspired, wickedly funny performances.

The running gimmick is to slightly twist famous lines from each character's career to fit the show's plot line.

If it's Bette Davis, you're going to hear "But ya are, Blanche," from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." Hattie McDaniel will find a reason to say, "I done tole ya and tole ya," from "Gone With the Wind." Gloria Swanson has got to, at some point, be ready for her close-up, a la "Sunset Boulevard." And they all sing twisted Christmas carol lyrics, to hilarious effect.

And Joan? Well, despite all those Oscar nominations, her lines come from a movie she didn't act in but is most remembered for: "Mommie Dearest."

Ron Osborn, towering in heels and a fright wig, looks scarily like Joan, and in an over-the-top night, he's way out there - and way funny. A sinister "Silent Night," in which the stage is lit only by red lights from the tree, is a highlight.

Also a hoot and a half is the diminutive Daena Schweiger, in that awful Baby Jane getup, swaggering in full Bette Davis bombast. She's got the mannerisms cold.

But the biggest laughs went to scene-stealer Wai Yim as Gloria Swanson, facially frozen in a leering trance as she haughtily recalls the silent era: "I can say anything I want with my eyes."

Also outstanding are Michal Simpson, a heavily accented Carmen Miranda ("Merry Chreechma, Joan Crowbar") who mangles "Away in a Manger"; director Todd Brooks, who accompanies at the keyboards with Liberace's flourish; Teri Fender, who can't fully replicate Judy Garland but has the styling on a demented "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"; and Derrick Crawford, who rocks the house as Hattie McDaniel in full gospel mode on "Children Go Where I Send Thee."

Michael Taylor-Stewart cuts a fine figure as Hedda Hopper, and Matt Yohe and Cody Enicke cringe convincingly as the Crawford children. Harrison Charter has almost no lines as Edith Head but is dead-on visually and, like most of the cast, drinks and totters to excess.

Excess is the point all night, including excessive amounts of outrageous merriment. The 55-seat venue is sure to sell out for this limited two-week run.

 

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